搞笑英语小故事

Whose Child Is It?

A pupil said excitedly to his father,"The teacher said a child drinking hippopotamus‘ milk has gain 20 pounds of weight in a month." His father,

in a stern voice, said," Nonsense ! Where is such a thing ? Whose child is

it ?" "It is the hippopotamus' child ." The pupil answered.



谁的孩子

一个小学生激动地对他爸爸说：“老师说一个孩子喝河马的奶，一个月长了20磅。”他爸爸用严厉的声调说：“胡说！哪有这样的事情？是谁的孩子？” “是河

马的孩子。”小学生回答说。



Is Little Jack Clever ?



There was a mango tree in Mr Smith 's yard . One day , suspecting the

children in the neighborhood would try to climb his tree for those delicious

ripe fruits , he left his pet monkey out in the tree to guard it . This kept

the children away from the tree ----at least , most of the children . However,

it did not bother little Jack . He thought of a good idea to get Mr Smith 's

mangoes . He threw stones at the monkey , who became very angry and threw

mangoes back at little Jack .



小杰克聪明吗？

史密斯先生的院子里有一颗芒果树。一天，他怀疑邻居家的孩子们会爬树摘那些熟了的好吃的果子，于是就把他的宠物猴子留在树上看着这棵树。这使得孩子们无法靠近这棵树——至少是大部分孩子。然而这并没有难倒小杰克，他想了一个好主意拿到史密斯先生的芒果。他用石头扔猴子，猴子变得很生气，于是它用芒果回击小杰克。